The other week, I said I was going to post some newer poems on here. Sadly, my notebooks have been "tidied" in some fashion and I now can't find the one with said poems in it. Boo.

That said, I shall probably find the book when I clear out my spare room ready to convert it into a nursery. Yes, I have managed to foist my genetic material on some poor, unsuspecting woman and am going to be a father of some sort. Yay.

Just found three of my old poems lurking as "Scraps". Have now moved them to sunnier spots.

Ok, after procrastinations and idleness, new 101 poems will be posted on Wednesday 27th June.

Just to clarify, that's new poems by 101, not one hundred and one new poems. Thanks. There's three of them, maybe four.

Bonus prize for anyone who spots the David Cronenburg reference round here...

Coo... Gosh! Couple of positive comments for my stuff and even a favourite add. How flattering. May even end up posting something else on here (which I haven't done in ages). How sad that it only takes a little bit of flattery from a stranger to get my ego all puffed up and boisterous again.

...two journal entries in as many days! Check out Samuel Pepys here! Am rather considering posting something else on here. Also, am baffled to learn that I have been banned from a chat room or forum or something that I've never even been on for "spamming". What has my identity been up to whilst I've been away...? Am most suspicious...