Boo, but also Yay...That said, I shall probably find the book when I clear out my spare room ready to convert it into a nursery. Yes, I have managed to foist my genetic material on some poor, unsuspecting woman and am going to be a father of some sort. Yay.
~101
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Pub Fragment 7I wonder if authors get to specify how many blank pages there are at the back of their books... I would like at least 10...Pub Fragment 7
by ~101
Pub Fragment 6A policeman comes into the gents while I'm pissing. He says, "Alright?" Before I've seen him, I say, "Alright, bud?" I correct myself, "Alright, officer?" No policeman is my friend.Pub Fragment 6
by ~101
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Swift Nick and Co.Swift Nick and canting crew on another gallant foray, piled in his motor - six dressed-up-for-the-soiree, tricorn-jostling, masked roves. Sky's already starry south of Hammersmith, wind's a demon, moon looks hoary. No bandog's gunna bone them tonight - no, sirree. Takes more than a rum bite to catch this quarry! Still, thinks arch-rogue Nick, better safe than sorry. So better put some distance between any adversary and us, or else the morning drop might stand in for the glory, or rather, give us one (he knows the morbid story of scragged men shooting their last splash of bloke-puréeSwift Nick and Co.
by ~jack-cade
Shop AssistantThe smell of cakes, a whiff of bleach the loo rolls and porn mags are just out of reach. a screw faced assistant slumps low in her seat gold rings on each finger, hard skin on her feet.Shop Assistant
Then in comes a mother with her hooligan beasts they spread like a virus to find sugar feasts, I wander the isles with a lost vacant stare I feel claustrophobic I'm gasping for air.
I make my way over to pay for my bread I'm greeted by screw face not lifting her head, I long for politeness her eyes leave the floor, "Want a bag?" "No thank you" I rush for the door.
by ~tappydog
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